we went out to dinner thursday night, had a good amount of wine, smoked by the bridge over the tiber river, then picked up more wine and headed toward to colosseum so he could see it at night. we got there pretty drunk and found they were filming some movie, it was really cool. the next morning we woke up and were at the airport by 730am...sadly, kate never made it there, missed her flight and didnt come on the trip! we were really upset as was she.
the 8 of us, me matt jess ali kaitie susan steph and our friend D landed in brussels then went to find the train we needed, at this point we were all on edge and only wanted to get to amsterdam to the first coffee we saw. we hopped on our 2 hr train and made it to amsterdam, we ran to our hostel, thru our shit down then sprinted to the red light district to meet up with jess and steph since they were at a diff hostel. we went to a chill coffee house and that is when all our dreams came true!!!
i feel like we had a moment where we were all just in awe, didnt speak, just smiled as we rolled joint after joint. it was as if we were in santa's corrupt workshop, me D and matt were the little drug elves rolling joint after joint and passing them along....we went to about 4 different coffee shops that night, smoked our faces off, ate amazingggggg waffles covered in heaven, had pot brownies, and all in all an amazing first night in amsterdam. i think matt and i had even teared up briefly hahaha
the next day everyone went to the anne frank house but since i had been there and since matt doesnt appreciate things we went on our own and planned to meet up with the group later on. our first order of business was clearlllyyyy to smoke a blunt of heaven which he had rolled that morning as we walked to this coffee shop we knew of that served amazingggggggg breakfasts but also let you smoke inside....seriously, what more do you need in life other than dutch pancakes, eggs, bacon, hash browns, freshly squeezed orange juice and about 6 joints of some of the best pot the world has to offer
matt and i had never been so happy in our entire lives, we smiled the whole morning, couldnt get over the fact that we were actually in amsterdam together because clearly it was our lifelong dream. that by far was one of the best days of our lives...awww, tear haha
after our breakfast of a lifetime, we met up with the group at the van gogh museum, we were so high and so uninterested in art that we sped thru it, im sorry, i liek some art, i appreciate some things, but i was not having it that day, going from painting to painting of things like baskets of potatoes and fat babies we were not interested so we saw what we needed to see and peaced out asap haha. we smoked outside then we all went to the heiniken museum. this was a lot better, especially because beer is involved haha. i was also happy to find they changed the museum, it was a lot more interactive and something new for me in this city....too bad i was so fucked up that at the end where u can have your name typed on a bottle label and ge to keep it...I SPELLED MY NAME WRONG hahaahaha
after that we headed to more coffee shops, explored the city, went to dinner, more coffee shops, then people started dropping like flies, ps, it was around 9 pm.
as people started headed back to our 2nd hostel, which i forgot to mention was a house owned by a holland man who was soooo nice it was borderline creepy. we basically had an apartment in the bottom of a row-house. there was 2 rooms, one for matt and i and a room for the other 5. he left us wine, food, drinks, and other things that are uncommon of hostels. matt and i got back around 1 after we had shroomed, ate space cakes space pie space brownies and bought spae muffins for our ride home the next morning. we were soooooo retarted that after we drank the wine the guy left us while smoking a blunt of all the pots we bought mixed together we came up with a whole scenerio that this guy clearly drugged teh drinks/food he left us, had video cameras in teh rooms, and were waiting for us to pass out so he could come steal our kidneys and we would all wake up in bathtubs with our organs missing, luckily we made it through the night haha
but heres the craziest part of our trip...we were wandering around, and matt calls me into the kitches to where the bookshelf is, he points and a box and we open it, inside we find 2 bowls, a grinder, a back of tobacco, a bag of hash, a set of keys and 3 notes. we buggggged out. mind you this is like 40 joints into the day, 4 blunts and many consumed drug products haha.
we read the notes and each one is written in the point of view from one of the items in the box, such as :"hello, my name is fuckbert, use me to smoke pot and have a great time like i did in amsterdam"...this was crazyyyyyy...so i turn to matt after we read the notes and i ask if he thinks the keys open a secret passage in the house, he turns to the bookshelf, picks up the english dictionary which was the first book he saw, we open it and there is a safe inside!!!! ahhhh we died and started screaming. sadly, there was nothing inside for us, we felt maybe it was our duty to contribute to the treasure but we sadly only had 2 space muffins and 2 blunts left so we decided it was just for us haha
the next morning we all packed up our things, smoked our blunts on the way to the train, and made our way back to the airport...matt and i ate our space muffins, chased them with a bottle of wine, and were on the way to happy land haha
we were so cracked out, but we made it back to rome, with a slight twitch due to withdrawal, what an amazing weekend!!!
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